Volume 1, Chapter 60: Welcome the Arrival of This Young Lady!

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Lin Feng walked over to the bed. Without even lifting the quilt, his [Heaven-Defying] superpower allowed him to instantly assess the corpse's condition.

The girl's skin had turned an unnatural purple-black.

On her thigh were two puncture wounds, clearly the bite marks of some venomous snake.

He searched the room thoroughly, finding no trace of any mutated animal, nor any sign of a possible point of entry for an intruder.

"Looks like she was bitten outside..."

Lin Feng muttered to himself, reaching out to pick up the red backpack from the nightstand.

He pulled out a few textbooks and a student ID.

"A freshman majoring in Drama, Film, and Television at Jinling University... Wang Lifu?

Was that twin-tailed girl earlier her classmate?"

Lin Feng picked up the smartphone on the bedside table, using the dead girl's stiff finger to unlock the screen.

The call history showed that Wang Lifu had made hundreds of calls yesterday, mostly to authorities and her parents, but not a single one had gone through.

In WeChat, her most frequent contact in recent days was a female classmate whose display name was Su Xiaoxiao.

Interestingly, out of the eight university roommate group chats Wang Lifu was in, Su Xiaoxiao was only a member of six.

For a dormitory of just six people, the number of roommate chats was suspiciously far more than eight.

Continuing to scroll through their chat history, Lin Feng quickly found useful information.

Wang Lifu had been bitten by a venomous snake yesterday on her way to Wanda Plaza.

And Su Xiaoxiao was her best friend—the twin-tailed girl with teleportation abilities.

The chat logs also mentioned that using the teleportation superpower consumed physical energy, with greater distances requiring more stamina.

However, the messages did not contain Su Xiaoxiao's exact address, only mentioning that she lived in the Prosperity Jiangnan residential complex.

Lin Feng also found a photo within the messages.

In the picture, the girl wore a light blue JK uniform, flashing a peace sign at the camera, exuding youthful vitality.

Her face was delicate and rosy, her eyelashes curving into crescents when she smiled, with two faint dimples hiding in her cheeks.

Her slender legs were encased in pure white knee-high socks, dazzlingly bright in the sunlight.

The girl's figure was indeed slim and well-proportioned, except that her chest was flat to an extreme degree—from the profile, it was hard to tell the front from the back.

Fortunately, her hips were sufficiently perky; otherwise, she would have been a double-sided ironing board.

At that moment, the system notification suddenly chimed.

[Su Xiaoxiao]
[Age: 18]
[Occupation: Student / Dance Streamer]
[Aesthetic Rating: 97] (Youthful and cute, petite yet alluring)
[Virtue Rating: 98] (Inexperienced, but deceitful regarding her figure!)
[Comprehensive Score: 97]
[Meets System Standards!]

Lin Feng's eyes lit up. He had to get his hands on Su Xiaoxiao!

Whether to eliminate a potential threat or to unlock a resource that could be infinitely multiplied.

However, using his [Heaven-Defying] superpower to probe deeper, the twin-tailed girl's chest was actually towering...

So being deceitful regarding her figure referred to this very matter.

As for how to catch this teleporting esper, he wasn't worried.

Judging from the chat history, Wang Lifu had already told Su Xiaoxiao about Lin Feng possessing a large stockpile of food.

She had even sent photos of the gourmet meals he had flaunted in the group chat.

Other residents had basically exhausted their food supplies and were resorting to pickling mutated plants, but even edible salt would eventually run out.

In just a few days, the only target left for Su Xiaoxiao to steal from would be his household!

"Either submit..."

Lin Feng gently stroked Su Xiaoxiao's photo on the phone screen, a cold smile curling at the corner of his mouth.

"Or die!"

...

In a dimly lit room in Building D of Prosperity Jiangnan.

A beam of golden light materialized, rapidly expanding into a portal.

Su Xiaoxiao, her hair tied in twin tails, leaped right out.

"Ouch!"

Predictably, she landed hard on the floor.

Rubbing her aching yet still perky hips, Su Xiaoxiao muttered indignantly,

"Dammit, why do I always land on my butt? I wish I could land on my chest instead! I wouldn't mind if that part grew bigger from the impact!"

Irritated, she unzipped the collar of her uniform and pulled out five layers of thick chest pads from each side, instantly feeling much lighter.

"Phew~ Much better!"

At that moment, her stomach let out a rumbling protest of discontent.

The side effect of using teleportation powers was extreme hunger.

Su Xiaoxiao quickly pulled out the compressed biscuits she had looted from her best friend's home and began devouring them ravenously.

Actually, she had known the day before yesterday that Wang Lifu had food at home, but out of a sense of friendship, she hadn't had the heart to take it.

It wasn't until she heard last night that her friend had been bitten by a snake that she knew her opportunity had arrived...

Sure enough, Wang Lifu hadn't made it.

She had even dressed up specifically to send off her dear friend.

"Ah~ Xiaofu, the compressed biscuits you saved are so delicious, but it's a pity you'll never get to eat them again..."

Munching on the food, Su Xiaoxiao glanced at the blank screen of her computer and let out a sigh.

She loved dancing and worked as a dance category live streamer.

To accentuate her figure, she always had to wear multiple layers of chest pads before every broadcast.

Yet during her streams, she always dressed modestly, wearing conservative knee-length skirts.

This resulted in a tiny viewership, not to mention wealthy patrons sending gifts.

Her highest daily income in the past had never exceeded a hundred yuan.

Still, she was just a student and happy to make some extra cash; she had never considered taking the sultry route.

As the white fog disaster broke out, however, everything changed.

Countless men had money they couldn't spend anywhere, and money had ceased to have any real value.

Coupled with the fact that very few female streamers were broadcasting, Su Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity, streaming day and night to harvest the wallets of these men.

The tips she received during this period skyrocketed day by day, reaching millions daily.

Thinking of this, she found it utterly laughable.

"Do these old perverts think they're emperors selecting concubines?"

Recalling the viewers who showered her with gifts, she couldn't help rolling her pretty eyes.

"Twenty rockets and they expect me to put on black silk and dance for them? Their bank account balances are probably lower than their hairlines.

Especially those idiots who send glowing sticks just to make me call them daddy—even if penny-pinching losers like that go bankrupt, I couldn't care less..."

Unfortunately, good times don't last. After the power outage last night, Su Xiaoxiao's streaming career went completely down the drain.

She had been planning to save up a hundred million and drop out of school to travel the world once the white fog disaster ended.

Fortunately, she had managed to stash away over twenty million during this period, which would allow her to live quite comfortably once social order was restored.

Right now, Su Xiaoxiao's biggest worry was food!

This was an apocalyptic wasteland where money couldn't buy you a single mouthful of rice.

Otherwise, the men watching her streams weren't fools—how else could they have squandered their fortunes so recklessly, tipping millions to a conservative JK streamer whose skirts barely covered her knees?

Even though her teleportation power was useful, every use consumed a massive amount of physical energy.

Without food to replenish her stamina, her superpower was practically useless.

"I've already taken Xiaofu's food, so where should I look for grub next?"

Su Xiaoxiao felt no moral burden about stealing food.

Surviving was hard enough; who cared about etiquette anymore?

Over the past two days, she had ransacked several vacant homes, only to come away empty-handed.

The most extreme case was Building B, where nothing was left except bare tile floors.

The night before yesterday, Su Xiaoxiao had even braved visiting a few occupied apartments.

The residents had either moved their refrigerators right next to their beds to guard them, or they had nothing left except foul-smelling pickled mutated plants.

That stuff... just the smell made her want to vomit!

"Wait!"

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly lit up as she recalled the user named "Full and Well-Fed" who constantly flaunted gourmet food in the neighborhood group chat.

"I've decided, you're the unlucky bastard!"

Su Xiaoxiao flashed a cunning smile.

"Get ready to welcome this young lady's arrival!"